Ass Balls

Hemorrhoids

"Dude's got ass balls,… he let his diet go to shit, now he's getting all inflamed here and there. Ouch"

by dfoinb September 20, 2014

Ass Goblin

The art of a straight man indulging in the fine art art of anal sex with either a man or a woman.A fetish or obession.A person that loses all sense of pride when it comes to ass.

The other night Don and I went drinking,got wasted and passed out back at Don's.I woke up in the morning with a unplesant surprise of Don trying to push his jell-o like dick in my ass.Upon explanation Don confessed he can't help himself he is a ass goblin and just likes ass of all kinds.

by Jellybabyking December 28, 2005

ass-jockey

A mother fucker who cheats on a beautiful girl with a fat ass. Yet amazingly gets away with it because a) beautiful girl is too forgiving and b)has a pretty sweet whip.
See Also:
Darnell

That guy cheated on that girl, what an ass jockey, yo.

by Juloria April 20, 2005

brit-ass

a british person who looks really out of place in america.usaly in florida (accent,weird dress sense,gayness,really loud)

eh look at that brit-ass over there damn fool looks like a fag fo sure

by QB Hustla October 27, 2007

ass to ankles

When a female has a flat ass that looks like it is just part of her legs. Because the ass looks like part of the legs the ass looks like it goes all the way down to the ankles. An ass to ankles ass can be big or small. Not to be confused with negative ass.

"Hey man, whats with her ass, it's all flat." "Yeah, she has ass to ankles"

by Copernicus P. Einstein March 11, 2009

ass to mouth

"One of the newer marketing ploys in pornography is called "ATM" ("ass to mouth"), where the male performer anally penetrates a woman and then sticks his penis into her mouth, often joking about her having to eat shit. In this pornography the code of debasement is most stark. There is no apparent increase in male sexual pleasure by moving directly from the anus to the mouth outside of the humiliation that the woman must endure."

(Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 23)

Men who enjoy the suffering and humiliation of women (="ass to mouth"), are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association and the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems by the World Health Organization.

by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010

ass pipe

A man that continues to only enjoy or put forth pleasure through the anus. Little respect held so therefore he holds this title.

I saw that ass pipe walk out of the bathroom with a cringing smirk on his face, and when I entered the bathroom there were two other men passed out on the ground.

by babbo xmas December 12, 2006