no me

when someone boasts, you scream this

A: I'm the smartest person in the class, dumbass!
B: no me
A: (dies)

by a doorknob July 29, 2018

Buh-scuse me

The intensified version of "excuse me". See also, "mc'scuse me".

McDonald's employee: Is this for here or to go?
Fat Lady: Buh-scuse me?! You think I can eat all this by my-
McDonald's employee: BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!

by soggehdoggeh August 1, 2018

Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018

me-osis

An "advanced" form of I-itis.

Disgusted adult sitting on a park bench: Look at that spoiled-rotten kid on the playground! He's got the worst case of me-osis that I've ever seen!

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

body on me

A sexy song from 2015 by Rita Ora and Chris Brown

Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Heyo, heyo, if you want it then you got it, hold me
No more, no more wasting time
We can, we can go all night
Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me

by KookieKream3 August 20, 2018

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018