dynamic switch

make ur boytoy be obsessed with YOU.
make someone who you chase, chase YOU

“Ava told me to make a dynamic switch and f*ck, it worked. We are dating.”

by cat&ava February 28, 2023

taylor swift

a lesbian.

"Did u know this girl from school listens to Taylor Swift?"
"Omg, is she a lesbian?"

by itsmeurlilvenic3bitch March 13, 2023

Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.

He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.

by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.

Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object

by Heroyalness March 29, 2023

drift switch

When a car is in the middle of a drift, and the car switches the other way

Woah, did you see that car hit that awesome drift switch???

by Dodgeman100 April 1, 2023

MAGA switch

When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.

How did your date last night go?

Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!

by Ron Hairimy April 8, 2023