muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 06, 2020

Straight Dog

When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.

dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???

by Lord Panda November 28, 2019

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 13, 2019

dog reactive

a term used by pit bull owners to try to hid the fact their monster will kill any other dog it sees

This good boi is looking for his forever home! Six other families have returned him to the shelter. Angel is a sweet lubbie pibble who is dog reactive so he'll do best in a house with no children or other pets.

by Arcxjo February 26, 2021

Dog orgy

To jump in with a bunch of dogs that are fucking and thinking to yourself "I should clap a dog, I must" so you shove your dick in the BIG ONE and go to town.

Holy shit dog I got to. What a dog orgy

by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020

Dog orgy

To jump in with a bunch of dogs that are fucking and thinking to yourself "I should clap a dog, I must" so you shove your dick in the BIG ONE and go to town.

Holy shit dog I got to. What a dog orgy

by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020

keag dog

a word used to describe a proper stud who goes on holiday so much it makes him feel uneasy.

omg hes SUCH a keag dog, he went on holiday 7 times this term hes had to have time off for feeling uneasy.

by revkidd January 14, 2022