Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

by Homob499 February 1, 2022

shit fart butt sex

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.

guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

Vile sex act 3

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

I would love to be those kids...

by Marshall, Adam and Travis December 13, 2003

Real sex talk with Sue

This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.

Things are getting real sex talk with sue in here!

by Savvy1 November 11, 2010

h&r block sex

when you have sex with your tax service provider inside of a box immediately after doing your taxes

hey tax guy... wanna h&r block sex after this?

by taxevader77 May 12, 2021

Gay nigga E-sex

Big black gay niggas shaking ass on their cellular phone while cuming shitting and pissing.

Bro, I’m in the mood for some gay Nigga E-sex.

by Bigblackmenkissing June 14, 2022

i want hard sex

when you want hard sex

im home i want hard sex with you you little cumslut

by verypogchamp August 31, 2021