Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

Pull a Yamamoto

Someone that always waits until the day of eviction court to pay their rent.

She is heading to court now to Pull a Yamamoto.

by ThatGuy.1 March 21, 2024

Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'

"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"

by BigDawgJ September 4, 2021

pulling a bryan

being late

where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

Pulling a 163

Leaving early for work and getting your co-worker forced into a double.

Hey man you'll never believe this. Tyren is pulling a 163.

by ThePersonLookingAtTheComputer December 2, 2025

Pulling a Concha

Training your replacement so that you can get fired.

Hey Joe, I heard they were “pulling a Concha” on you today. So who’s the guy your training that’s gonna replace you?

by ChickenLittle1969 October 13, 2017

Pulling a Wesley

Building a whole criminal record of hate crimes primarily targeting African American and south of the border type people leading you to 30 years in SUPERMAX prison

My neighbor just burnt a cross on my lawn he’s lowkey Pulling a Wesley

by naughtyrascaldeviant87 May 1, 2024