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Dogs

*puts toes on someone*
Them: Ew, get ur dogs off me!
by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023
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Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"
by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025
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Crab Dogging

Verb
Used to define the behaviour of a person. It is used in reference to persistence, tenacity, and annoyance and most commonly the combination of all three.

Very versatile in usage. Can describe many situations.

More commonly used with a slur and twang as, 'Crab Doggin'
"Hey, you got an extra smoke?"
"Naw, why you crab doggin on me?"

"Wow, the nachos are almost gone."
"Yeah, <i>Dustin</i> was crab doggin them."

"The Islam community is Crab Dogging on Salman Rushdie"
by TheReRe September 24, 2012
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Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
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Royalton Corn Dog

When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours
Well Diane, do the royalton corn dog for a romantic night!
by HMan98 April 28, 2022
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Dirty Dog

when a he/she is mega horny.

a girl who is a hoe and is always fucking some one
person 1: ooooh u dirty dog

person 2: stfu u wanger
by Minecraft.epic.gamer November 26, 2019
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Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.
Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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