Dear Santa, I Want It All

When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.

Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!

by Randalleeza Rice April 26, 2021

how did I fail art

I honestly do not know, all I know is I did too

person 1: how did I fail art
person 2: how am I supposed to know?

by Lehn_Noodle April 29, 2021

I like ya cut, g

A very nice brother liking someone's cut... g :)

Oh you playin' Minecraft? I like ya cut, g.

by OhMyGodThisWasTaken April 30, 2021

I love you more bb

Alyssa loves Kody more deal with it

I LOVE YOU MORE BB AN DATS ON PERIOD

by Litcheezeit May 18, 2021

i gave her son an onion

lmao you know the “who gave my son an onion” girl? i gave her son an onion

lmao i gave her son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

+:bro look at this game its so fun we sh-
-:I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

by ppepsii August 5, 2023

i actually do cuss a little

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove

Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*

by fluffy_m0chi June 9, 2022