Tension Ball

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.

Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...

by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016

heaven's balls

A planet or moon

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

by GlutBlast_Gangster1 September 3, 2016

whore's ball's

Rejects, pissweak, sorry excuse of a dude - who only fucks Whores

Can't get without payin for it

Incapable of giving in a relationship

Devoid of empathy

Self assured without substance

Intolerant self assuming Martyr

Wouldn't touch him with a Tenfootpole? he's a whore's ball's

Or as useless as titts on a bull

by yours Truleee August 24, 2016

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

Balls

Nuts

You have balls

by Thiiiiisssss gggggguuuuuuuyyyy August 8, 2016