Head

A man who looks like a hamster.

He is probably a coach or history teacher.
This person gives an attitude all of the time.

This person also tells dad jokes.

Head is a bitch.
Head can get hit by a car.

by Martha Stewart1 December 3, 2021

gun to your head

usually used when someone is asking a tricky ass question or proving someones knowledge of some shit

person 1: yo bump that new dmx
person 2: since when did you fuck with dmx?
person 1: since day 1 bro trust (he capping)
person 2: word? gun to your head name me 5 dmx songs

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021

Frizz Head

A hateful, left-wing female university professor of Caucasian descent in their 50’s or 60’s, generally from the east coast, who views any white male as being equivalent to Hitler. They tend to not contribute much to society but view themselves as elite, making impressive salaries with even more impressive pensions “working” for the government, spending more time protesting at rallies than teaching their privileged, virtue-signaling propaganda. They tend to drive Subarus or Toyota Prius’s and scoff at anyone with a car that has more than 4 cylinders or is lacking a battery pack. Despite their designation, their frizzy and unkempt hair pales in comparison to their stinky and overgrown pussies, which have been untouched for decades, contributing to their disdain for men.

“Joe, this Frizz Head just backed into me with her Prius at Whole Foods. Instead of apologizing, she flipped me off and said “f**k you!!!” because I was “oppressing” her ability to back out of a parking spot without looking due to my “white male privilege.” I love living in a college town…”

by Gerks March 3, 2025

Toasted Head

When you're really high (a.k.a. toasted) and get head.

Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.

by HeoQ March 12, 2019

Jersey head but

Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"

*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch

by tizzardo September 25, 2011

Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.

How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!

by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019