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Swamp Ass

I saw this bad ass metal band, Swamp Ass, last night at the bar.
by Blimage November 13, 2009
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Shag Ass

the act of shaging someone's ass
If you shag ass her, then shed be waddling for days.
by Theribus September 29, 2005
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ass job

when somebody sticks an object up your butt. it could be a tongue(rim job), finger, thumb, fist, dildo, vibrater, hamster, lava lamp, beer bottle, dick, anything will do.
torrez and ray love it when they get ass jobs...the more stuff you shove up there, the more they moan.
by Jodi Myers March 10, 2003
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ass ninja

by Jesus June 6, 2003
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ass spatula

when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula
Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.
mugGet the ass spatulamug.

Ass Baby

A turd, with cum on it.
1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.

2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.
by RobAndKendra May 16, 2010
mugGet the Ass Babymug.

Ass elf

One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.
"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."
mugGet the Ass elfmug.

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