makayla ass

makaylas always have the most top notch ass ever. if you ever get to find a girl like this keep her because she will give you the best 60 years of your life but after that you can do as you please.

Woah that girl has one nice makayla ass

by shadowdawg March 10, 2018

Shag Ass

the act of shaging someone's ass

If you shag ass her, then shed be waddling for days.

by Theribus September 29, 2005

ass job

when somebody sticks an object up your butt. it could be a tongue(rim job), finger, thumb, fist, dildo, vibrater, hamster, lava lamp, beer bottle, dick, anything will do.

torrez and ray love it when they get ass jobs...the more stuff you shove up there, the more they moan.

by Jodi Myers March 10, 2003

ass ninja

gay guy who likes anal

by Jesus June 6, 2003

pwn ass

Something that is very cool, awesome, or exciting. It is often used to describe a noun that is kick ass or bad ass.

"Did you see 'The Dark Knight' yet?"

"Yeah! That movie was pwn ass!"

by belleinblack July 3, 2008

case of the ass

Alternative term for farting or having bad diarrhea.

1.Oh man, after that Mexican food last night I sure have a bad case of the ass.
2. When I got food poisoning and I had the worst case of the ass ever.

by ganz himself April 18, 2005

Ass elf

One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.

"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."

by Jiggly jimmy and the Gang. May 8, 2003