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White Conservative Paranoia

A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
mugGet the White Conservative Paranoiamug.

Daddy White

“Oh shit man, I got Daddy White in your ear canal!”
by FurrySexGod September 6, 2023
mugGet the Daddy Whitemug.

Austin The White Nerd

smells like ass and gave blowjobs to get his gaming pc, he only play valorant and usually leaves to cook or pray in the middle of the game
Shut Your Dad Up! He's Being Austin The White Nerd!
by Ryuuu January 11, 2021
mugGet the Austin The White Nerdmug.

white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.
Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.
by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025
mugGet the white fish sandwichmug.

White no-face

some dude who wont take off his mask even when covid wasnt around
likes to put the blame on other people and be annoying
"oh look its White No-Face!"
"get that stanky bitch outta here, you smell like rotting corpses"
by Shrekerman May 22, 2021
mugGet the White no-facemug.

Bowen white

similar to the phrase “bowen”, someone being called bowen white means they are caring thoughtful, hot, muscular, good looking and phenomenal at everything
Example
How would you know! You’ve never struggled at anything before you’re practically bowen white
by The peoples man March 14, 2024
mugGet the Bowen whitemug.

Reid White

Not nearly as hot as Laney
Wow he's such a Reid White, if only he could be a Josie Miles Thompson or Laney Smith
by Notlaneyforsure April 6, 2017
mugGet the Reid Whitemug.

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