Ass-Jack

A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it

Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!

by tojo le mucho madre November 4, 2009

Ass Fracking

The act of using Nashville Hot Chicken paste as lube for anal sex. Usually occurs on Main Street after midnight in Nashville Tennessee between homeless people.

After Ass Fracking Tyrone out behind the hot chicken shack, Joshua now has 3rd degree burns on his pecker. Even worse, Tyrone will now use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.

by Dick Burley December 7, 2012

eagle ass

Generally used as a compliment by young boys that don't think. But on further investigation, eagle ass could also be used as a sarcastic compliment or insult. Because really, Eagles don't have asses.

He told me she had a nice eagle ass. I looked at her butt. It didn't make sense.

by Moose made famous July 9, 2016

Swamp Ass

A Bad ass metal band.

I saw this bad ass metal band, Swamp Ass, last night at the bar.

by Blimage November 13, 2009

skunk's ass

The description of the odor given off by dank weed.

After Lindsey smoked weed in her car, she smelled like a skunk's ass.

by jeffstylist January 12, 2011

ass-jouster

joust: to ram a stick at soem other person mostly a male sprt in the middle ages

ass: body part

meaning your gay

brian is an ass-jouster

by Johnny Potsmoke May 22, 2005

ass carpet

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.

Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...

by PD&JG July 31, 2007