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Cock dog

When you put hot dog condiments on a cock then you suck the condiments off
My girlfriend gave me a cock dog. I came all over her face
by ramilthedeal@snipergangkodak December 1, 2016
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posh cock

Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.
Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".
by Presumably December 1, 2016
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Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away
by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016
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Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit
S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016
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farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
by DjDenudo December 8, 2016
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Cock

by Isak Nordlander December 12, 2016
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fucking cock

When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.
Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!
by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016
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