Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

face tok

when your on facetime with your friend/partner and you screen share watch tiktoks for hoursss

adrian: hey i'm bored, what do u want to do?
jasmine: i'll share my screen so we can face tok

by jmoneyyyyyyyy October 12, 2023

cunt face

a cunt that has a face with a cunt on it

you are a cunt face

by shitmotherfuckerasstitscuntcoc March 8, 2018

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010

Pizza Face

When someone has acne or bumps on his/her face. Usually not a very attractive person.

"That boy has really bad pizza face"
"Are you starting to get pizza face?"

by umzizzle April 22, 2016

open faced camel toe

open faced camel toe

she was wearing a full body suit but it was so see through i could see the open faced camel toe.

by thefunkylee August 14, 2018

My face

Ugly as fuck boi

Linda: you like my makeup (I didn’t even do my makeup my face is ugly )
Bob:it is alright

by Turkeygamer1248 April 10, 2019