ass snack

A snack that was once- or currently is- inside someone's rectum.

That Jolly Rancher is an ass snacks; Kyle definitely just sat on it.

by richgirl9087 August 15, 2011

Ass Twinkie

The Act Of Masturbating in a gym shower and right before ur about to cum you shove it up some dudes ass and fill is with ur semen.

Carlo: Mike did you feel that ass twinkie in gym
Mike: That was u OMG
Carlo: HAHAHAHAHa

by CarlyntonKid June 3, 2010

Ass Fracking

The act of using Nashville Hot Chicken paste as lube for anal sex. Usually occurs on Main Street after midnight in Nashville Tennessee between homeless people.

After Ass Fracking Tyrone out behind the hot chicken shack, Joshua now has 3rd degree burns on his pecker. Even worse, Tyrone will now use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.

by Dick Burley December 7, 2012

eagle ass

Generally used as a compliment by young boys that don't think. But on further investigation, eagle ass could also be used as a sarcastic compliment or insult. Because really, Eagles don't have asses.

He told me she had a nice eagle ass. I looked at her butt. It didn't make sense.

by Moose made famous July 9, 2016

Ass fart

The gamertag of a borderline mentally retarded person who loves the streamer veritas and men who dress as women (traps).

Ass Fart parties with better players so he can use them as bait and still dies 99% of the time to Noobs.

by OG_Nuglet420 November 8, 2019

Shelf-Ass

A women's ass (usually black women) who's top of the ass cheek is so big it can be used as a shelf.

Damn that bitches shelf-ass is so big it could be used as a table top cup holder.

by Anonymousshelfass April 13, 2016

ass squirt

an ass squirt is were you fart after having a male ejaculate his sperm into your anus and some leaks out.

Stacy was getting pounded in the ass by Brandon, Brandon ejaculated in Stacy. Then moments later Stacy ass squirts all over him.

by Stacy the ass squirter April 15, 2017