National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

National lose your virginity day

March 27th is National lose your virginity to a munch day

National lose your virginity day is defined as did you lose your v card on the national day

by Munchmommy March 27, 2024

National rape day

Something that is not real. Seriously, whoever the fuck made that holiday needs to get a lethal injection straight to their important blood vessel.

(Loser 1) : "I'm going to be a fucking loser and prey on unsuspecting people, and rape them obviously on national rape day!"
(Normal average human being) : "The fuck is wrong with you? *spits on loser shoe.* Bitch. That's the least you're getting."

by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

National Send Titty Pic Day

Today is the day that all your friends should get pics of boobs 🤞🏽💪🏽

Today is the National Send Titty Pic Day

by James Thomas July 6, 2022

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

National Booty Pics day

Celebrated on August 19th. Send booty pics to your man/girl from different angles 😍🥵

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pics day 🤑🤑

by Nationalfacts August 19, 2024

Grand National

When a girl rides a man until he finishes without any thrusting from the man.

I did the grand national last night.

How many grand national titles do you have now?

by Rider25 September 8, 2025