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Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all
G.K and C.R (initials) are the most sexiest sock babies, I want to be them.
by Sockbaby2.0 May 20, 2018
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baby

A baby is a deluxe food item. If you were to eat a baby, you would have to be very rich and powerful. A baby is a food item that usually only be found at a restaurant chain known as "Hostpital", in a section called "The Newborn Nursery." Many people get takeout there, but for some odd reason, they may choose to raise the food as their own.
"I think I'm ready to ask Amy on a date."

"Where to?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but The Newborn Nursery in the Hospital sounds nice."

"Oh yeah, I heard they have a great baby sandwich there."
by annoyed grunt October 30, 2020
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Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump
I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.
by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022
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abuse me baby

You use this when you want to have sex but you can make it obvious.
Daniel: Hey baby, what you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Abuse me baby...
by Tiff Speak May 29, 2018
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baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.
Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.
by Todd33 May 19, 2024
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Baby Flu

Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.
Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.

Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.
by Robbysin April 5, 2012
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Biffa baby

When the dead fetus' get chucked in the 'biffa' bin outside the abortion clinic.
Girlfriend: "I'm pregnant babe"
Boyfriend: "Abort it, it's a biffa baby"
by TommyRobinson January 20, 2019
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