Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Rat baby

A rat baby is a rat-like child brought into this world by a rat-like human ( someone who pisses people off).

Steven wood brought a rat baby into this world because of his rat-like personality

by Don’t talk to me November 17, 2019

baby

the worst thing to ever exist. It should be legal to drop kick them on sight

friend: I'm gonna have a baby!!!
Me: No *becomes sangwoo*

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022

Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family

Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day

by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021