Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card

Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.

by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024

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White Chu

A derogatory term describing a privileged person of Asian descent. At times the term is confused for the term “whit shoe” or “White Jew”

You would never catch that guy at Harry’s Bar in DC, because he’s a white Chu.

by Kapi July 27, 2023

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white girls

some stuff i cant remember

person 1:why is she depressed?
person 2:she isnt,she thinks its cool
person 1:yeah white girls are dumb

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

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White guying

Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.

When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"

by Peachybb December 3, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

white

innocent, pure, true, clean, faithful, can do no wrong, never did any sin, never told any kind of lie, always honest, never killed, never did anything wrong, perfect, always perfect, purely perfect, purely one thing and not mixed or fooling around with anything else, not a skin color

no person that exists or ever existed on earth... ever

never to be confused with red, rednecks, or edomites

"I am white. I never did anything evil in my entire life."

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

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