baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.

Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.

by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

Baby pony

A significant other a boyfriend/girlfriend

I went to go to see my baby pony

by Jos1776 November 1, 2017

Baby

An anoying susssy little greedy baby about 9 inches tall

ME:Ima play something fun

BABY: ISUBIUSINIUNSUINISUBIBISBUIBSIU WHAT DID YOU SAY
ME:I am gonna play something fun
BABY:*crys because I am playing fun stuff*
10 seconds later
BABY:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE NO GIMME PLAY PLAY

by Cacaman123 July 19, 2023

Baby

Pete Davidson himself.

“What is a baby?” “Oh is that Pete Davidson’s nickname?”

by Amiya fuck faceee April 16, 2021

Social Baby

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.

A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".

by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015

Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

Baby Batter

Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!

Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter

Girl - Ew no way

Guy 2 - I will

(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)

by Cumspatter August 16, 2018