your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

dogging bottoms

Baggy sweatpants designed to hide a hard on whilst watching your wife being pounded by a random stranger.

We went dogging tonight, and hubby wore his dogging bottoms

by Grahams wife June 20, 2024

Shitting on the dog

To smoke weed

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night

by THChris June 19, 2022

Dog

Killer

Ima die to this dog

by Quirk_Master February 6, 2023