bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!

by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

Jeffing off

When you edge yourself to tears

He was in his car jeffing off after work, I saw his mascara run.

by Drows420 July 14, 2025

Hogan off

V. To rip an article of clothing like Hulk Hogan does his shirts off of one's body

"Wait, wait. Is that a move in the bedroom? Hoganing off your drawers!? Like straight up ripping your underpants off?? In the workaholics movie I think Derz needs to Hogan off his underwear."

by Agrsmlon June 7, 2022

Jump-off chick

The chick or side -hoe a dude goes to while running around town doing his thing...she may be his thing!

You know, she's been his jump-off chick since before he and his main girl married!

by Motomama January 25, 2021

Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.

I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.

by Professor Dan February 20, 2018

Kank off

When you need to tell someone to " F off" but cannot use that term.

My math teacher told me I had detention so I told her to KANK OFF.

by NautyNjGirl December 1, 2022

Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas May 8, 2018