National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019

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National Pajonalds day

Go to Macdonald's in your PJs with your friends after getting baked with them the night before

Hey you coming to my house tonight? Tomorrow is National Pajonalds Day

by Imamess November 1, 2019

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National Behind The House Day

A day, which is everyday, where you and your loved one make out behind a house

Abi its national behind the house day let's go fuck

by Peepeepapa November 1, 2019

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National lonley day

A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.

Mom: you need to get a girlfriend

Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit

by Grandma bertha November 1, 2019

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November 1st, also know as National Knupper day, is a holiday celebrated around the world to recognize the famous Knupper’s. These special creatures are very rare which is why this holiday is going to place as of November 1st, 2019 to recognize the Knupper and to keep it from going extinct.

Joe: Hey, it’s November 1st!
Hentley: You mean National Knupper day?

by Albruins November 1, 2019

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National Puke Day

It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.

Hey Timmy ready for National Puke Day!

by Velozity November 1, 2019

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