pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

pulling an audra

when someone is so stoned that when they eat they fall asleep, wake up, chew, swallow, go back to sleep and repeat.

Frat Boy: damnnnn that hoe is pulling an audra right now!!

by dic whole April 10, 2022

Pulling a ethan

When you play girls and use them leaving them confused

“Yo I just saw Ben pulling a ethan”

by Erikka February 27, 2020

Pulling A LemonisFruity

Thinking gay thoughts and or being gay in general.

I’m pulling a LemonisFruity right now.
We get it Kyle your gay.

by Ianisfruity January 5, 2023

The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out

Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

Pulling a javert

When a law or an authority figure purposely lets a criminal/rogue figure go or helps them escape. This can be for many reasons such as ; pity,bribery,kindness etc.

THE POLICE OFFICER PULLED A JAVERT BY CHOOSING NOT TO ARREST HIS CRIMINAL SON.
THE BOUNTY HUNTER PULLED A JAVERT AND LET THE RUNAWAY SLAVE ESCAPE.
WHAT IS YOUR VIEW AND OPINIONS ON PULLING A JAVERT.

by Pseud O’nym September 14, 2020

Pulling a Mexican Pizza

When a retailer announces that they are going to discontinue a popular product, when it is merely a ploy to create a furor online for marketing purposes. (See: Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza)

Klondike says they’re gonna stop making the hugely popular Choco Taco, but I think they’re pulling a Mexican Pizza.

by btravis311 July 29, 2022