The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023
The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.
If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.
Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.
If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.
If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.
Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.
If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.
That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.
by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023
by Pussyliciouscuntz42069 April 04, 2024
Sex education teachera says 'this is a what women looks like'
2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'
2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'
by Lick out women pussy April 19, 2016
To find, discover and explore all the cracks, crevasses, tunnels and chasms of a womans underworld...seeking the treasure within. From the novice to the expert, do not begin your decent without the proper equipment. Recommended are tools for deep water breathing and good traction are a must, in addition to saftey gear. The environment can be anywhere from slippery to small lakes and rivers. Areas are subject to change quickly. Have no expectations for the proper amount of time for exploration. Take your time and happy spelunking!
by Pyro67 August 18, 2023
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by popoffpussyqueen23 October 20, 2023
Two people (of any gender) who have had sexual relations with the same person. An alternative to the non-pc phrase “eskimo sisters/brothers”.
by smallpotatoes June 03, 2023