Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

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Pull a Lucas

Getting a girl to spend 2 hours trying to get with you. Get with her take your shirt off then friend zone her

Tom: do you still like her

... nah not even

Tom: justa pull a Lucas mate

by Tomy_G December 11, 2018

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pulling a heart

A partner goes completely crazy over anything. Derived from the Heart song "Crazy on You"

So, your girl found your porn, then what?
She was pulling a heart, in a bad way.

I hadn't seen my girl for about 6 months, so when we met she was pulling a heart. It was probably the best sex I've had in a long time.

by The K Rok December 9, 2008

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Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

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