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Cock Rambler

When a girl is giving head and won't shut the fuck up - thus making her talking with her mouth full of dick
I didn't know Jordan was a cock rambler until she started telling me her life story with my dick in her mouth.
by S Mill June 6, 2015
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Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015
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cock moggle

Someone who gets off by only the senstation given to them from a hookers index and pinky finger
Omg he's tottaly getting cock moggled behind that hooters
by Bugzy428 June 17, 2015
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cock rolling

The act of one rolling tape over his cock, then inserting it into the woman's vagina.

This is typically used as a form of birth control, or by people who cannot afford condoms.
Jack typically uses cock rolling to prevent his girlfriend from becoming pregnant.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 11, 2015
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Cock barnacles

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"
by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015
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Cock Hawk

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.

Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!

Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*

Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.

Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?

Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015
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