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Doing The Whites

When a man or woman performes a blowjob on top of the washing machine. The vibration makes the blowjob feel a lot better.
Honey, Why aren't we Doing The Whites. If we do, afterwards we can have intercourse and if your lucky, i might give you an Al Borland's Hammer.
by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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Far-White

Members of the conservative party who post pictures of themself, on social media, with a fish or some other dead animal.

Members of the conservative party who proudly they graduated from the “school of hard knocks.”
Darryl, a graduate of the School of Hard Knocks, is a proud member of the far-white and shows it daily on social media with various pictures of him with fish.
by Bartige Legende October 12, 2022
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White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.
Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.
by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024
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white suge knight

A white boy from Idaho who acts and looks like Suge Knight
“Damn I was gonna launch my boat at Killarney Lake - White Suge Knight showed up and bounced me”
by Choctaw Lloyd January 7, 2024
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White trash

Dude1 :Look at that piece of shit white trash motherfucker living off his girlfriend Dude 2: yeah his name is Micheal Shook heard he doesn't even have custody of his kid .
by Lilbit411 September 27, 2018
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white rod in little china

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017
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