When you are playing Pickleball for the first time, there is a rule where you have to introduce yourself as a baby pickle to let other players know it is your first time.
Dude: “Hey Ed, have you ever played pickleball before?”
Ed: “No, I am a baby pickle.”
Dude: “Ok, no shame in being a baby pickle.”
Ed: “Thanks dude.”
Ed: “No, I am a baby pickle.”
Dude: “Ok, no shame in being a baby pickle.”
Ed: “Thanks dude.”
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by A_G:) September 15, 2025
Get the baby queen mug.A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
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1. A person who owes their success not to talent or hard work, but to their cronies — friends in high places who pull strings, open doors, or hand them opportunities they didn’t earn.
2. The buddy-network version of a nepo baby (who rides on family connections).
1. A person who owes their success not to talent or hard work, but to their cronies — friends in high places who pull strings, open doors, or hand them opportunities they didn’t earn.
2. The buddy-network version of a nepo baby (who rides on family connections).
“She’s not a nepo baby, she’s a total crono baby — her best friend runs the label.”
“Bro only got that job because he’s a crono baby in the mayor’s inner circle.”
“Bro only got that job because he’s a crono baby in the mayor’s inner circle.”
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