Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

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get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.

"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"

by Sarcelle December 2, 2018

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Get the get parkedmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

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The act of partaking in an unexpected drinking session with the infamous Liam Tobin. A man well known in Cornwall for being able to consume a large amount of alcohol.

A person who has been "Tobin'd" usually ends up blackout drunk, unable to find their way home, whilst often suffering injuries to the arms, legs and head falling down whilst intoxicated.

I went out last night for 1 point and ended up Getting Tobin'd.

by iTz_SiNZ_86 November 6, 2023

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