When your fucking a bitch so hard she starts cuming seeds. Your too distracted stuffing your building cock in her pussy to notice the sucking sounds shes making. Shes eating her own cum seeds. Just as you start to notice, her pussy tightens not because she's horny but because she's a plant. You have been fucking a plant for the last 20 minutes. Now all thats left is layers of your sad nut and the stench of shame.
Take your dick and your balls and put them in between your legs, then walk backwards and gobble like a turkey.
by assmonkeylover June 27, 2015
After not washing downstairs for more than a week, your dick starts to smell like dirty curds of cheese, hence, the Dirty Kir
by THEGOGNAHT February 10, 2015
Someone who agrees to show up to an event or get together then cancels last minute. This is usually a reoccurring action.
Yyou didn't show up last time, so make sure to show up this time to the gift exchange. Don't be a dirty nanxy.
by hoodrat$ November 03, 2020
The dirty mccusker is when a man fucks in missionary position with his face firmly planted in the pillow while trying to subtly touch the womans butthole and then screams like an animal upon climax
Was giving my bitch the ol dirty mccusker last night and then I had to go record a hawt cast for the dawgz
by SpudsFatChode September 15, 2021
When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."
by Anarchaprimitivist July 17, 2012
Dirty case is a sexy man who fucks all the girls he wants to. Nobody can ever mess with him because he can kick anyone’s ass.
by BigTyroney September 17, 2021