Baby Monkey

Someone who is an expert or proficient in an activity.

Golfing? Dude, Amy's baby monkey at that

by axymer February 13, 2025

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Little Whiny Baby Bitch

Every insult that is available right now is all inserted into this one statement, Retard? Dickhead? Asshole? You name it!

Guy 1: Hi Guy 2!
Guy 2: You are a little whiny baby bitch.

by CertifiedSkibidiRizzler February 14, 2025

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Baby Adult

A child who has passed the age of 18 but is still not financially independent.

My baby adult still mooches off of us

by LordOfMischief February 15, 2025

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dropkicking a baby

This means when a baby on a plane is crying right next to you for 15 fucking hours 😀

A sentence for dropkicking a baby
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
me: *dropkicks baby out of plane*

by BT21F8N February 15, 2025

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When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

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