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Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.
Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"
mugGet the Getting evenmug.

You think you're getting all new

Getting all new means thinking you are better than someone else
You think you're getting all new just because you think you know it all
by Banter Girl January 25, 2020
mugGet the You think you're getting all newmug.

Get Got

When you kill someone running away from you in Among Us
Red: Bro I think yellow is going to get got blue this round.
Yellow: Yeah watch him
Purple: Red sus
by Trisky1313 September 21, 2020
mugGet the Get Gotmug.

To get Vladed

A term in curling when a players misses their shot against all off and laws of physics to end up with a better shot.
Oh damn, you are about to get Vladed!
by KForts February 3, 2024
mugGet the To get Vladedmug.

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

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