Getting even:
Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.
" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"
"I don't get cold, I get even"
"Can you get the milk out?"
"I don't get milk, I get even"
Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.
" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"
"I don't get cold, I get even"
"Can you get the milk out?"
"I don't get milk, I get even"
by Nathan the master of stupid July 24, 2018
Get the Getting evenmug. by Banter Girl January 25, 2020
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Get the I Want To Get You arrestedmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the bronx gets tampa bukkake and cuba get bukkakemug. by Trisky1313 September 21, 2020
Get the Get Gotmug. A term in curling when a players misses their shot against all off and laws of physics to end up with a better shot.
by KForts February 3, 2024
Get the To get Vladedmug. A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.