Dirt Babies

babies born in a house with no flooring, typically in the Middle East or Africa.

"Just sell slaves, go kidnap some dirt babies like they did 1526"

by AsmodeusTheOne January 10, 2025

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Baby

A big blob of happiness. Don't be fooled by their cute appearance, they can bite, snarl, growl, cry and do just about anything(their parents probably won't care)

"what's that jello-looking ball of emotions over there?"
"That's just a baby :D"

by adi2234 January 13, 2025

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Dead cracker baby

Unalived infant that just so happens to be white.

Okk... who left this dead cracker baby on my lawn?

by LiquidQuick June 14, 2025

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Baby I’ll do the dishes

This is a fan chant that comes after the lyrics “Loving me’s like doing a chore” during “The Longest Goodbye”

At ROLE MODEL shows when he sings The Longest Goodbye fans respond to a line in the song saying “baby i’ll do the dishes” to show he is loved even if he thinks it’s a chore.

by saintlaurentcowboy June 14, 2025

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Systems Baby

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.

That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.

by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025

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