Whore's gazette

An English Sunday called "News of the World"

Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 29, 2008

cuddle whore

A person (usually a woman) obsessed with cuddling. Sometimes the person herself (or her close friends) will use this term jokingly.

Kate is such a cuddle whore that she asked half our party guests to hug her!

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 13, 2006

hockey whore

A hockey whore is a girl who sleeps with as many hockey players as possible, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "puck bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "hockey bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player.

Watch out for Tina, she's a hockey whore.

by Uncle Andy 25 December 10, 2005

myspace whore

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.

MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

valentine's whore

A girl who is all sweet and nice to you just for the month of february just for your money, she is only in it for the gain of dinner and jewlery. Once you drop off the jewlery she's gone just like that in the next couple of days. She will attempt to cover it up by sweet bullshit talking until she is finally gone.

also see stealth bitch,dinner whore,valentines day,love,hate

Guy 1: That girl is a valentine's whore because she used my friend just for his money, and then took off...

Guy 2: What a stealth bitch. Im sure her friends are stealth minion's as well, better stay away from those.

by MYNAMEIST February 9, 2007

varsity whore

a varsity whore is when a gurl who thinks football players are hot goes to the locker room an fucks all the players on the team (varsity whores pefer the starters)

OMG!!!! i knew delilah was a varsity whore!!!

by pimp daddy dollars August 16, 2004

Status Whore

One who practices putting out constant updates about their mundane lives via facebook, twitter, or myspace. Not to be confused with a status slut: one who comments on statuses but doesn't actually put out anything.
related terms:
Facebook Whore
Myspace Whore
Twitter Whore (less common)

Jilllian: i love taylor swift. teardrops on my guitar makes me cry every time. (1 minute ago)
Jillian: we were both young, when i first saw you... (30 seconds ago)
Jillian: i close my eyes and the flashback starts i'm standing there...( 10 seconds ago)
Jillian: on a balcony in the summer air...
Mike: Jillian ******** is such a f*cking status whore. i hate her with every fiber of my being.

by dantheman51392 November 8, 2009