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snow weasel

a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!

disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg
by wildlife101 February 19, 2017
mugGet the snow weaselmug.

Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.
by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016
mugGet the Weaseling outmug.

Weasel instigator

Did you see that weasel instigator dayne edwards chatting shit
by Lg90 November 30, 2019
mugGet the Weasel instigatormug.

Weasel

Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim
Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!
by rlosoccer August 27, 2017
mugGet the Weaselmug.

fucking weasel

"Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.
Don't trust him. He's a fucking weasel.
by kam75xx August 22, 2025
mugGet the fucking weaselmug.

ron weasel

ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue
laura i love ron weasel!!! NO RON WEASEL SUCKS
by lulubunnies January 19, 2021
mugGet the ron weaselmug.

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