Tit-Wank

<verb><noun> Slang;

1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.

2) Offensive slang; An insult.

1) "Oh my god, I am having the uberest orgasm ever due to this extremely nice tit-wank you have bestowed upon my person."

2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

wank stain

Insult: 1.used to show annoyance at someone. some one who just wont go away no matter how hard you scrub.

'he was being such a fucking wank stain it was unbelievable'

by Daveyboy March 22, 2004

Scrotum-wanking

Where some people like to scratch or play with their scrotum bags through the trouser pockets.

Jack stood Scrotum-wanking in the public, oblivious of passersby

by anphil February 8, 2009

Danger Wank

Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.

Examples of danger wank:

Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.

Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).

by Wankington March 12, 2009

Diddy wank

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts (Diddies)

Jane gave john a Diddy wank.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

posh wank

to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank

i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself

by stick October 23, 2003

Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested

Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie

by roblewisuk December 18, 2007