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View Jitzu

The art of rationalizing that you could actually beat up an MMA fighter, after having watched countless MMA matches in your life.
These UFC and Bellator fighters don't stand a chance against me. I'm literally almost a 3rd Degree Black Belt in View Jitzu!
by Heated by Ms. Deeds October 4, 2022
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View - The kindest girl you will never see in your life unless you are a special and gifted person. She's a very pretty person who is gifted with smartness. She is in love with Yeonjun.
View really loves Yeonjun and you should be like Yeonjun so view loves you.
by anonymous October 25, 2022
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Vietnamese blanket trick

Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.
You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.
by Bien there November 20, 2022
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Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 12, 2022
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VIETNAMESE

"HELLO I AM VIETNAMESE, DAD FROM VIET NAM WAR"
by FwBluff December 22, 2022
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Vietnamized

When you get throat fucked so far your eyes start closing
Bro Jovsi full Vietnamized me last night, he went so deep
by Nathan Richards February 3, 2023
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Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023
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