Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt

Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?

by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019

Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster

Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"

by Typh00n May 28, 2017

dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon

That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan

by doland January 12, 2017

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.

My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.

by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025

vegan pizza

It's someone who says they have acne but they don't, this term come from the term pizza face which means a lot of acne or (pepperoni) but since it's vegan pizza it has no meat so therefore someone with little acne is vegan pizza

Omg I have so much acne
Shut up vegan pizza

by THE ULTAMATE BADADDY February 12, 2018