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Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW
by Superstichiously December 18, 2017
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vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody
while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving
by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022
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Excitement Vampire

Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.

An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.
I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!
by tannerac May 2, 2019
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Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex
Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.
by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024
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Vampire Baiting

You're done playing a great story-driven game, such as Outer Wilds, Subnautica or Omori and you want more... but the game has zero replay value. You already played it twice and know the story by heart. You get withdrawal. You're on Youtube looking at let's-plays to try to fill a hole like you're some kind of vampire feeding on other people's first experience with the game. You eventually run out of playthrough videos, so now you have to bait everyone you know into playing the game to feed your addiction.
My brother has been vampire baiting me to play Ultrakill for more than a year now
by Apelsinsaft June 24, 2023
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Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted
“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”
by annikapants November 12, 2023
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