fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

circumsized tomatoes

When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.

Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.

by The real g 4220 December 15, 2019

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

Pre-Tomats

The not quite ketchup fluid that comes out before the ketchup. This can be remedied by giving the bottle a good shakin' before you squeeze.

A human squeezing a ketchup bottle onto a BBQ'd hot dogger

Human one - "Oh shoot, now my dog is covered in pre-tomats!"

Human two - "Bruh, you should have shaken the bottle, pre-tomats is the worst."

by Sasserfrats November 6, 2020

topless tomato

Someone who is extremely good at video games

Wow this guy acts a lot like topless tomato

by Jojo100000 November 26, 2020

Space tomato

A line used in a song by rupaul

Ru- whipping you up like a space tomato
Everyone- wtf is a space tomato

by Depressed lesbian February 14, 2021

Smiling Tomato

When a prolapsed anus has turned to the outside of the body.

He definitely gave her a smiling tomato.

by Goodvibetribe00 May 2, 2021