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Creep-ticker 

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.
Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
Creep-ticker by eLMacK September 23, 2011

fruck tucket 

to fruck tucket: (Verb) when one is on a long road trip with somebody, and end up hot boxing, and having sex in the vehicle.

fruck tucketulation: (Noun) A night spent smoking weed, and having sex.

fruck tuckaluking: (Adjective) extravagant, or outrageous, usually in reference to an act committed at a party.
The value of the Mercedes-Benz was greatly depleted, because of the numerous times it had been fruck tucketed.

Last friday I had a crazy fruck tucketulation with your girl.

Johnnie's party was one fruck tuckaluking night!
fruck tucket by youngmonkey September 29, 2011

Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms 

That Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms could've crashed the wall of china.

internet trucker 

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
internet trucker by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013

Belgian Trucker 

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
Belgian Trucker by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017

fucker trucker 

A fucker Trucker is someone that gets sexual over Trucks wich can lead to sexual intercorse with trucks.
Dan Cant go to a gas station because he is a Fucker Trucker
fucker trucker by DennisNIck March 22, 2017