a fucking sexy ass bubble butt that you instantly know you would suck a fart out of and hold it like a bong hit
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Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
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by Myjiggabeetch May 19, 2019
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Princess Peach has previously been called Mr. Peach but changed his name so that he can get the attention of handsome Bowser. The Princess wants Bowser's succulent dick, but Mario continues to save him against his will, but he shows emotion to Mario so that his identity is not revealed.
Princess Peach has previously been called Mr. Peach but changed his name so that he can get the attention of handsome Bowser. The Princess wants Bowser's succulent dick, but Mario continues to save him against his will, but he shows emotion to Mario so that his identity is not revealed.
by D@ddy @ December 1, 2018
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Get the go pick some peaches mug.Someone who has culinary, musical, and sexual prowess. Usually used to describe a sexy bitch who wont stop, even when they've had enough.
Damn, I just spent the night at my boyfriends house, we pulled a "Kirby Peach" all night.
Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"
Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"
by Mr.Peaches#1 September 9, 2010
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