Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.

“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”

by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018

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Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease

Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"

Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"

by BillyDaYak August 5, 2018

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Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid

Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.

by Crackslime January 25, 2019

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grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

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Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

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