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Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.
Wanna invite Daniel flowers?

No he sucks!
by Dunno58 April 30, 2019
mugGet the Daniel Flowersmug.

go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.
ya whatever go eat a flower nerd
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
mugGet the go eat a flowermug.

Flower Boy

A member of the legendary squad which consists of three honorable members - Jests, Santa and ofc Flower Boy.
Some might call him stupid or gay, but we say: Fuck it.

Not anyone can be a Flower boy, it requires great bravery and a big dick. Also you need to be called "sexy" by Jesus. If Jesus don't call u sexy, you aren't worthy of the flower.
by yerboiJesus December 9, 2016
mugGet the Flower Boymug.

sacred flower

The buds of the cannabis plant. When used properly, grants insight and joy.
Come on, charge that vape and let's smoke that sacred flower.
by Chocolate Vape Juice Fund September 25, 2011
mugGet the sacred flowermug.

Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
mugGet the Dead Flowermug.

Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
mugGet the Douche flowermug.

frosty flowers

I picked up some Frosty Flowers from the dispensary.
by ToadFrogTim June 2, 2023
mugGet the frosty flowersmug.

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