Martyn Evans

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.

Martyn Evans ate all of the food

by KlausMik August 09, 2022

Evanity

An inspirational badass.

See that kid over there being a inspirational badass? He's such an Evanity

by zixella January 16, 2012

Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 19, 2025

Evan Atkins

A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.

Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness

by yeetrskeetr February 04, 2021

Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 04, 2021

Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.

by I Make Girls Queef February 04, 2021

Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.

Evan Sam is brown and friendly

by idk i like dick tionary August 25, 2022