Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020

Canadian Tickler

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.

Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!

by Kawibadger September 24, 2020

Tinkle tickle

When you shove your finger down your peephole so far you start to pee blood and laugh at the same time because it starts to tickle.

“I really have the urge to tinkle tickle right now.”

by Monkey_man loves tinkle tickle December 22, 2020

Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

DMO TICKLE

DMO TICKLE is a luanch character that tickles boys as a job

DMO TICKLED ME AND I LAUGHED

by OTUICS YBBA May 10, 2021

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

Ball Tickle

To tickle ones, or ones friends' balls or testicles.

Hey man I'm gonna go ball tickle James!

by TappyHapiocca January 17, 2022