Vag

Vag is a french term meaning fuck off. It is used principaly in Montreal and Quebec City.

Yo vag sur sa c'est crazé

by Jonasra September 13, 2017

Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .

Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.

by BrianJenny May 24, 2018

Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"

by Away1999 December 20, 2019

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

by Dickie88 July 22, 2025

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019