Marlborough steamer

The act of smoking a cigarette while taking a dump.

I sat on the toilet and had a Marlborough steamer. It was heavenly.

by Rose Annap September 3, 2023

kevinward steamer

When you ask girls over your place on the first date and fart on them

My friend did a KevinWard steamer on the first girl he met on Tinder

by limenyo May 22, 2018

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015

Spectacle Steamer

The act of shitting so intensely that your glasses fog up from your own sweat.

I just had a real Spectacle Steamer the other day after eating an entire bag of shredded cheese.

by firechild555 April 8, 2025

Seattle Steamer

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.

Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer

by pedalsteel May 27, 2024

Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016